If you are anything like me, you have always been mystified as to where peppercorns come from. For years I thought (as many ignorant people still do think) that pepper originated in some sort of plant form.
WRONG.
Peppercorns are actually the petrified eggs of the Berserkerbird found in the Boreal forests of northern Norway. These birds are notoriously horny/sex crazy and so produce piles and piles of eggs that they never bother fertilizing as they are too busy screwing. Over time the eggs shrinken, darken, and petrify-en into the tasty aphrodesiac we grind into our food everyday. Yum.
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I didnt get a chance to draw anything at work. Havent got enough energy to do more than one image, maybe in next turn... hump hump. )
uh, so am i supporsed to illustrate these horny birds humping and jumping? yeah?
ReplyDelete- shoko
yeah, you got it. maybe it will inspire you to new heights. i read somewhere (nowhere) that birds are really horny. that they just want to do it in trees and on telephone wires all day long. i saw a cardinal this morning. he had a perverted gleam in his eye.
ReplyDeleteby the way, i like my 'cleft chin' in that photo on the right.
ReplyDeletei guess ill try to draw it during my slow monday morning shift.
ReplyDeleteHey! i picked that one just because YOU said you liked yourself in it the most out of four. Well, do you like that better?