Sunday, January 9, 2011

Peppercorn (Sarah)

If you are anything like me, you have always been mystified as to where peppercorns come from.  For years I thought (as many ignorant people still do think) that pepper originated in some sort of plant form. 

WRONG.

Peppercorns are actually the petrified eggs of the Berserkerbird found in the Boreal forests of northern Norway.  These birds are notoriously horny/sex crazy and so produce piles and piles of eggs that they never bother fertilizing as they are too busy screwing.  Over time the eggs shrinken, darken, and petrify-en into the tasty aphrodesiac we grind into our food everyday. Yum.



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(SHOKO)



I didnt get a chance to draw anything at work. Havent got enough energy to do more than one image, maybe in next turn... hump hump. )

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Black Ice (Shoko)

look, young handsome kubin
Black ice is coming to get you aaaaaaghhhhhhh
-Shoko
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( Sarah )
(virtual high five on both counts)

This curious fellow shown below was Kubin's first pet/confidant. They shared long sunny afternoons on the floor behind the couch in his father's musty library, Alfred describing in detail the grotesqueries of his inner world to this stuffed, eye-less seagull.